6. What could possibly go wrong?
5. five second rule!
4. Don’t worry, they’re hibernating.
3. No offense, but…
2. Hey! Watch this!
1. They’ll give me money to help pay for college.

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6. Fire and brimstone
5. Sticking glo-sticks up Iraqi *sses for cash
4. Rigging energy markets
3. Selling drugs to Rush Limbaugh
2. Gay Man-Whores in White House Press Corps
1. Making money the old fashioned way: imperialism

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6. The Frog Quarter
5. Snorkelvannia
4. The Big Estuary
3. Mer de Gras
2. Bush Bayou
1. New Orlantis

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